This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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