your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize