Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
