so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My balls are so social today.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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