Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You dont lie about slip and slides
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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