In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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