i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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