Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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