I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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