did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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