Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't think brook has ever known best
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
BRING THE BAGELS
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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