I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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