Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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