The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
