In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
birth control should be required to get into college
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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