you would pick up someone in the library
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
bring money and cleavage
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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