It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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