Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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