Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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