He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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