Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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