me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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