How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
