Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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