You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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