I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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