Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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