He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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