they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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