I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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