According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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