why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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