Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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