: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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