I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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