Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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