seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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