If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
