that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
barbara walters just said penis...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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