Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I have peed in a lot of sinks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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