I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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go home
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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