so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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