How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Soap is not a condiment
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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