too bad you live with your parents still
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wish you could order shots online.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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