fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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