Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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