brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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