Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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