we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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