do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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