Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
