I'm lost and stupid without you.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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